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Subject: Re: Bang!

thank you for doing this-Lisa

martha,

besides ALL the coverage of our show, (coalshed) I wish to thank you for taking over the BANG list. It is a very unique Vallejo link

Aloha beaucoup

Timothy Rose

Thanks, and …

I didn’t think there was anyone out there who could replace Mike, but if anyone can, you can. Thanks,

Sheila Ryan

Thank you for your good work

I use and recommend BANG all the time. Appreciate the work. I wish I could
offer help but I can barely keep up with my own.

Mary Lou Correi

Martha: Holy Moses…I remember when you were just a new kid at the Fetterly!….Now BANG, too! Keep on, keepin? on?-here?s my take on what Cheney had to say in Saudi Arabia over the weekend, what could he have said there that he couldn?t have done by phone? Slick Dick Flies Air Force 12 Slick Dick flies Air Force 12 into the Saudi Wait for Oil Prices to Go UP Land, (also home of the WTC terrorists) with his shotgun for shooting still all a?quiver on his back. After double-cheek-air-kissing a thousand oil sheiks in a thousand sheets, he says to the top oil guy: ?Look, we?re losing our asses in Iraq and Iran?s goin? nukular. Rove says if I come down here and air-kiss with all you guys, it?ll look like we?re still big players and we can still talk to somebody important in the region.?

?I gotta coupla questions though, we woulda sent Condy and the minor cowboy, but nobody wants to talk to him, and she?s in training for ?Dancing With The Stars.?

1. ?If we ?Cut and Run,? that is, ?Win and Redeploy? in Iraq, can we park our oil rigs, oil pumps, war profiteers, corporate logos, and broken Humvees at your frontdoor ?til things chill out in Iraq??

2. ?How ?bout our waterboards and interrogation specialists??

3. ?What?s the difference between a Shiite and a Sunni? Rumsfeld?s on his way out, and he never told me. You guys all look alike, that is, without the sheets.?

4. ?Yes, you?re still a big part of My Secret US Energy Plan, but Hey, it?s a Secret, pretend like you don?t know nothin? about it.?

5. ?Will you still sell us your oil at those bargain counter rates??

6. ?OK, we?ll still let you do fly-overs over Washington, DC just to keep our Orange Level-Terrorist Threat alive and you can still train your commercial jet pilots in Florida, but we gotta air-kiss a few more times. Rove says this is a helluva photo op, all the media big guys are gonna cover it, especially since OJ and then Kramer tanked.?

7. ?Pray to Allah for our asses in January, the Democrats are all over the place. You guys ever go huntin?? I got my own gun. I?m outa here. Thanks for the photo op. Buy American, except Ford, GM, and Chrysler. They really suck. And don?t ask nothin? about Halliburton.?

Peter Bray

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